The Wahkiakum County Eagle - Established as The Skamokawa Eagle in 1891

To The Eagle:

The election is rigged unless I win.

The news is fake unless it’s flattering of me.

Everything is a hoax unless I tweet it.

Nepotism is bad unless it’s my family.

I’m the most transparent president but you can’t see my taxes.

I have the best and smartest people until I fire them.

Corona virus is one person coming in from China and we have it under control, but it’s not my fault we have the highest infection and death rate in the world.

Confederate flag waving protesters, brandishing assault rifles threatening state legislators in Michigan are patriotic Americans; but black Americans, protesting 400-years of racism, lynchings and police brutality should be shot.

Make America Great Again.

Frederick Lehr

Grays River