The Wahkiakum County Eagle - Established as The Skamokawa Eagle in 1891

To The Eagle:

On State Route 4 descending eastward above county line, there is a hard man, naked, standing by the road, day or night. Also, in the locale, are loud signs, one of which associates Biden with social unrest – riots.

Social unrest intensified after Cyrus the Great Bigot sleazed into office, so if people are inclined to incite social unrest, then The Great Bigot would be the appropriate choice. Loud signs should suggest so – Vote for Cyrus the Great Bigot.

Also, might there be something The Wahkiakum County Eagle can do to enlighten those behind the sleaze there?

Sincerely,

Gary Hanson

Cathlamet